“When they broke up in 93 he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore.. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.” - Tim Burton
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oh god
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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Just..stop.
I’m such a dumdum
Nope
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
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